How Do You Love Somebody Who Rarely Has A Bath?

So what is it about the Maasai that makes them so irrestitible? How does somebody fall in love with a primitive Maasai warrior who rarely has a bath let alone use a deodorant or cologne? One needs to stand close to a genuine Maasai to quickly realize what I am talking about here. While the Maasai are "well endowed" no doubt helped along by the fact that they do not wear inhibiting trousers or underwear, there is little else to explain this bizarre attraction.